Bashing a Poser! Episode 2: "Ex-gf"

Sharmie Dallo: GOODEVE! =) Just another crush-dating day all the way from Caloocan, just to have lunch, grabe he did it again. I think I'ma get used to this routine. Arr joke amp! Hope you had dinner, sumasakit chan ko dito huhu. Bawal gayahin. Tiring day. Good night people! -GM.deely.inlike

Jag Galvez: Oi puro ka-date at kalandian, baka bumagsak ka nyan sa nursing board exam tsk tsk. Haha!

Sharmie Dallo: Inspired nga ako eh haha. Bigla-bigla na lang dumadating ng di ko inaasahan hehe.

Jag Galvez: Totoo ba yan? Baka naman imaginary lang yan, ano name nyan?

Sharmie Dallo: Bakit? Haha di mo naman kilala. He's chinese.

Jag Galvez: Titignan ko sa facebook or friendster kung totoong tao yan. Eh ano naman kung chinese? Mabaho at maliit ang penis. Haha!

Sharmie Dallo: Ang sama mo.

Jag Galvez: Peace! So what's the name?

Sharmie Dallo: Man Kwong Wong.

Jag Galvez: May facebook ba yan or friendster?

Sharmie Dallo: Bahala ka kung saan mo gusto tignan. Bad ka!

Jag Galvez: Haha! Kumain ka na ba? Baka 'imaginary' lang yan bebe.

Sharmie Dallo: Yup. Kumain kami ni Athens. Pinakilala ko nga sa kanya kanina.

Jag Galvez: Kinunchaba mo pa si Athens sa kalokohan mo. So ibig sabihin may picture kayo nyang si intsik-beho?

Sharmie Dallo: Hindi mo matanggap? Haha! Halata ka kaya lolz.

Jag Galvez: Di ah, halatang peke kasi walang picture haha.

Sharmie Dallo: Pfft! Why do I need to prove to you? Bahala ka basta ako masaya wii!

Jag Galvez: Ikaw pa, cam-whore ka, tapos wala kayong picture? Ilang bese na kayo nag-date? Haha. Kalokohan.

Sharmie Dallo: 3x pa lang kami nagdadate. Wala kaming internet at landline. Problema mo ba?

Jag Galvez: Mahilig kasi akong mangulet ng poser. Peace out! Haha. Kahit sa phone mo wala kang picture? Di naman kailangan ng internet para magka-picture at may mga pc shop naman, hello.

Sharmie Dallo: Tss dude, whatever, you can say what you want but that wouldn't really change anything haha. Bye!

Jag Galvez: Dude, wag ka kasing pahalata, next time galingan mo yung pagiimebento. Pwede ka siguro magkwento nyan sa mga bobo, pero wag sa professional. Ok? Bye!

Sharmie Dallo: Haha. Ok!

I've been receiving a series of group messages on my cellphone these past days - it doesn't concern me at all. One time, it suddenly irritates me a bit because the context is indeed 'papansin' and 'jologs' which gets into my nerve while I'm having a very nice mood. I tried to entertain the very thought, however the interrogative side of me prevailed.