Bashing a Poser!

JaG: hi rayne, anong airline sasakyan mo?
Raymond Rosario: i dunno sa tita ko
Raymond Rosario: kakasabi lng
JaG: huh? kelan ka ba aalis?
Raymond Rosario: next friday
Raymond Rosario: whoa
Raymond Rosario: ikaw bora :D
JaG: talaga? where in tokyo you'll stay?
Raymond Rosario: errrr...no idea
JaG: haha
Raymond Rosario: some kumare lng ata ni tita
Raymond Rosario: eh walang kasama
Raymond Rosario: pero ngayun lng kc sinabi d2..
JaG: biglaan lang ba?
Raymond Rosario: pag nalaman ng mga pinsan ko yan mapapalitan din ako
Raymond Rosario: i dunno ung pagkakasabi niya medyo biglaan na plado pero I wasn't expeting to come..
Raymond Rosario: XD
Raymond Rosario: plado = plano*
JaG: haha
JaG: so you've been to japan before?
Raymond Rosario: no
Raymond Rosario: me below poverty line
JaG: kelan kayo aalis ng tita mo? this friday?
Raymond Rosario: thats the plan..
JaG: don't you know that you're required to have a visa to get onto japan?
Raymond Rosario: i know
Raymond Rosario: i have one ready
JaG: you have?
JaG: haha
JaG: i thought you've never been there
JaG: kumuha ka lang out of nowhere?
JaG: LOL
Raymond Rosario: I have one but I have never been there..
Raymond Rosario: ?
JaG: baket ka meron?
Raymond Rosario: dba inaapply lng sa DFA
Raymond Rosario: ?
JaG: perhaps you don't have an idea how diffcult to apply a visa for japan
JaG: it will take for quite some time. it's impossible to have it for days.
Raymond Rosario: ?
Raymond Rosario: wtf?
Raymond Rosario: my applied visa?
Raymond Rosario: not compatible with japan travels?
JaG: HAHA! Japanese government has their own visa and you're required to carry one if you're a foreigner to their land.
Raymond Rosario: ohh shit..
Raymond Rosario: w8 imma ask...
JaG: lol
JaG: good luck!
Raymond Rosario: err...but they say that visa is good...
Raymond Rosario: im confused now..
JaG: may sariling visa ang japan
JaG: lol
JaG: that's why they have their own embassy
Raymond Rosario: oh shit
Raymond Rosario: wrong answer!
Raymond Rosario: I applied a passport
Raymond Rosario: not visa
Raymond Rosario: <-- reterd
Raymond Rosario: <-- retard
JaG: passport and visa are basically not the same.
JaG: ok ok, have a safe flight! :D

OWNED! Next time, learn to research about everything needed to fabricate a good fake story or else I'll volunteer to get the facts straight in your face which I'm fond of doing to those who are deserving.